June 2012
1 post
Time flies when you’re having fun, or when you’re not!
May 2012
21 posts
I miss Long Beach and I’m reminded of that everytime I’m here
I went broke so I couldn’t do comedy but very soon I’ll be back
I have to save my gas to get to work which pays barely enough to live.
Kings won!
When I see commercials about a cop giving tickets it reminds me that a cops job is to get money for the state.
Mike Brown proving that even people with glasses can be stupid
I’ve been drinking and recording the Mongcast
I’m getting the new Final Cut. Don’t know if I’ll like it but my brother says it’s good and he’s an amazing editor.
Listen to Drinking Buddies tonight at 8pm PST on KBeach.org
I’m working on Jim and Eddie Talk Shit tonight. I have weird connections to both guests.
Dear JP Morgan since your irresponsible with the money we gave you I’m charging you higher fees and interest on the money you owe.
Beer review coming next week from the Drinking Buddies.
A change of jobs might just happen after all
Stressful day at a job I’m trying to quit. Something isn’t right here.
Stay in school. Not because it’s the right thing to do but because there aren’t any jobs when you graduate.
Got a text Message for a Best Buy Gift Card Scam. Delete the message if you get it. It is a phishing scam.
It’s Cinco De Mayo. As a brown person I plan to celebrate.
Stuck at work
Applying for jobs, career change coming. I’m staying positive.
Come to Vegas June 14th for The live Talking Shit show with Jim Jefferies and Eddie Ifft. Tickets are available on www.jimandeddietalkshit.com
Get tickets to the Live Talking Shit show in Vegas June 14th tickets available at www.jimandeddietalkshit.com
April 2012
25 posts
I’m convinced the potion in Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde was Jägermeister
I have no idea what happened
Come out to The Hollywood Improv tonight 8&10pm tonight. Eddie Ifft is headlining.
Tonight I’m performing at Michael’s Bar and Pub in Burbank 9pm. Come for the amazing line-up of comics.
Tonight I’m performing at Michael’s Bar in Burbank 9pm. This is a great line-up and I don’t mean me.
I’m good at what I do. Now if I could just figure out what I do exactly.
I’m playing my favorite game in Venice. Is that dog or human shit?
Tuesday at 9pm I’m performing at Dave’s Bar in Burbank. Come out for laughs and drinks.
Hot dog breakfast and cheap beer dreams. Lifestyles of the broke and struggling.
Come out to the Neon Venus Theatre tonight 8pm ill be performing with a great line-up of comics
I’m going back to school. It’s like Dangerfield’s movie but less funny.
I’m glad I had a bad childhood, it allowed me to be able to see the bullshit in the world
Some people are self entitled assholes. They don’t know how close I am to throwing coffee in their faces.
Upcoming Shows: Tuesday April 24th Dave’s Bar Burbank 9pm
Upcoming Shows Sunday April 22nd Comedy Store 8pm Wednesday April 24th Dave’s Bar Burbank 9pm Come out
Upcoming Shows: Sunday 22nd Comedy Store 8pm and Wednesday Dave’s Bar Burbank 9pm
I’m performing at The Green Frog in Highland, CA at 8:30pm
I serve coffee to stupid people
I drank at an English Pub last night and I’m eating fish and chips this morning. And yes 2:50pm is the morning for me right now.
I’ll be at KROQ’s April Foolishness tonight working for Jim and Eddie. I’ll be wearing my “Mute” hat
I’m playing The Beauty Bar in Hollywood 8pm then I’m off to record The Mongcast, all on no sleep.
I’m doing the Beauty Bar tonight 8pm, then off to record The Mongcast. All on no sleep.
Tonight at 8pm I’m performing at Killarney’s in HB.
I love it when the big wig shows up at work. My boss freaks out and wants everything perfect for a hand shake and a 2 second visit.
Hennessy’s in Dana Point I’m inside you and ready to do comedy at 9 tonight. Let’s make it a good night. I’ve been stretching, hope you have
Upcoming shows for this week Monday Hennessy’s Dana Point 9PM Wednesday Killarney’s Pub Huntington Beach 8PM Thursday The Beauty Bar Hollywood 8PM
March 2012
31 posts
I need to get on a stage and perform or I will go off on a customer at work.
Tonight I’ll be at The Epic Lounge in Downey 7:30pm. Come laugh and see me say way too much personal stuff.