February 2012
38 posts
I’m for deportation but I want to deport the CEO’s of banks that ruined our economy. They are really stealing our jobs.
I don’t understand the hate of illegal immigrants. If they want to work what’s the problem?
Friday I’m performing at Serenity Hall 10pm 7212 Chapman Ave. Garden Grove this will be a good show
If you’re in the Santa Clarita area, I’m performing at Mixers 26532 Bouquet Canyon Road Santa Clarita CA 91350 at 7pm
I helped an old woman who lived in a shoe use the Metro. Okay, she probably didn’t live in a shoe but she certainly didn’t know what to do.
I cleaned out my wallet and found receipts. No money, just evidence that I had money.
Have you noticed anti-drug commercials make you want to do drugs so you can understand how they came up with the commercial
I’m at Pedone’s tonight @ 9pm 1332 Hermosa Avenue Hermosa Beach CA 90254. Come out for laughs and pizza. I can’t believe they have both.
Tonight I’ll be performing at a great show at White Harte Pub in Woodland Hills @ 9:30
Last night was a lot if fun
It’s been such a good night I’m going to finish it by killing brain cells so I forget the bad nights
Tonight @8pm I’ll be opening for Eddie Ifft at The Jon Lovits Comedy Club http://ping.fm/1Y8V9
Come out to see Eddie Ifft tomorrow 8pm. I’ll be opening for him http://ping.fm/1PeKJ
I’m opening for Eddie Ifft at The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club tomorrow 8pm in Universal City
I really like the Jim and Eddie and Mongcast fans. Keep up the comments and feedback.
I’m performing for one hell of a cause. Tonight I’m helping raise money for orphans, come out to The Wine Bar in Long Beach 9pm. http://ping.fm/b6X3E
I’m recording the Mongcast right now.
I’m performing for one hell of a cause. Tomorrow night I’m helping raise money for orphans, come out to the wine bar in Long Beach 9pm. http://ping.fm/JR9iO
People are losing jobs because of pics they put online with drinks in their hands. If my job did that no one would be employed.
Tonight on Drinking Buddies our guest will be Sarah Colonna from Chelsea Lately listen live 8-10pm www.Kbeach.org
Tonight The Drinking Buddies are live with special guests 8-10pm Kbeach.org listen online and check out past episodes on iTunes
I think The Beach Boys would have had more energy in their performance if their dad were still alive
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I was on the train with a woman that smelled like a wet sock was put in a trunk for a month. gometro
http://ping.fm/GCoBM I’m performing at a fundraiser for Health Span International. Let’s raise money for orphans Long Beach! Friday February 17th
I’m performing at a Fundraiser for Health Span International, let’s raise money for orphans. I was one. http://ping.fm/WAlmB
Listen to Drinking Buddies 8-10PM. Keith Reza will be our guest kbeach.org, also The Mongcast is back and all new on iTunes!
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A man played “Walk The Line” while a man danced both off rhythm but somehow in sync. gometro
Long Beach, I’m in you now
The corruption in Washington will never be cleaned up because greed is good
Jim Jefferies and Eddie Ifft are recording a show with Rick Shapiro. I’m Looking forward to this show.
This comedy career has been brought to you by a day job.
Good times
The walk of shame with the Vince Lombardi trophy was creepy. No way football players molest that gently.
Stop putting links to shoes on my Facebook page!
If you don’t own the company you work for, don’t work hard. They’re just taking advantage of you, so take advantage of them and slack off.
The Mongcast is back http://ping.fm/KaTiP also be sure to check out Jim and Eddie Talk Shit and Drinking Buddies all on iTunes
My brother edited this for Sir Paul McCartney check it out http://ping.fm/8l3Jt
I’m a happy person lately. I think it’s because I’m drinking coffee.
January 2012
40 posts
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I saw a man dressed as a woman walking badly in heels. At least learn to walk in heels if you’re going to dress in woman’s clothes.
All White People are illegal immigrants according to Native Americans
I’m so used to hands free sinks that I held my hand under a regular sink for a few seconds before I realized I had to turn it on
The reason why Republicans want poor people to pay more in taxes is so they don’t have to.
I’ll be at the Ice House Comedy Club February 8th to tape for Comedy Time, more info coming soon
I’ll be at the Ice House Comedy Club February 8th to tape for Comedy More info coming soon
No work and all comedy make Chris a happy boy
I’m about to record the Mongcast with the Jim and Eddie Talk shit crew
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Today a crazy lady yelled at her demons in Spanish, crazy is a universal language gometro
I was told I work too much and to relax and let other people do work.
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The Metro where you can here phrases like: “I fucked with you from the first day I heard you” gometro